Términos Navales

En esta sección iremos actualizando los términos navales que vayan apareciendo e informando de algún chascarrillo submarinista.

——————– Diccionario de inglés naval

Bueno hoy nos toca mejorar (improve) nuestro inglés y para eso lo mejor es repasar algo de vocabulario:

– Ballast keel: A heavy keel fitted to vessels to lower the center of gravity and improve stability.

– Ballast tanks: Compartments at the bottom of a ship that are filled with liquids for stability and to make the ship seaworthy.

– Beam: The width of a ship.

– Berth: A place in which a vessel is moored or secured; place alongside a quay where a ship loads or discharges cargo.

– Moor:  To attach a ship to the shore by ropes.

Seguiremos poco a poco, esperando que en seis meses podamos mantener una conversación fluently. Si alguno se queda con ganas de aprender más, puede seguir aquí.

——————– Código de Delfines o Dolphin Code

La primera vez que participé en unos ejercicios submarinos, el comandante de la fragata que era submarinista me dijo:

– Pásale al submarino que los de ‘negro’ somos los mejores.

Me quedé bloqueado, mirando las publicaciones sin saber que hacer. No me quedó más remedio que preguntar:

– ¿Comandante que señal táctica o código tengo que usar?

El Comandante, conocido como el ‘Vinagrillo’, me dijo sonriendo:

– El de los delfines, si es sencillo.

Yo no tenía ni idea de que me estaba hablando, pensando para dentro creía que me estaba tomando el pelo y no era la primera vez. Pues sí, el código de los delfines. Eso sí, esta en inglés y ligeramente aperiscopiado‘Código Delfín 37’.

The Dolphin Code

Forma de usarlo: por radio, teléfono submarino o cualguier otro medio. Por ejemplo: ‘Dolphin Code 39’
Código   Signficado
1. Your last surfacing procedure was:
a. First class.
b. Surprisingly good.
c. Understandably awful.
d. Indescribable.
2. I presume you got your ticket (warfare qual) in a raffle.
3. For the last serial you could have used any fishing boat.
4. My battery is:
a. 100%, I will simulate a nuclear submarine if you wish.
b. 75%, I will simulate a nuclear submarine for a short time if you wish.
c. 50%, I will not simulate a nuclear submarine, regardless of your wishes.
d. 25%, I wish to simulate a conventional submarine, and will hot-pipe if you wish.
e. DEAD, I hot-pipe now regardless of your wishes.
5. I was unaware that medical standards had been revised. You are clearly blind as a bat.
6. During the last action you displayed noticeably suicidal tendencies.
7. Once again you have demonstrated a commendable ability to practice basics.
8. The last serial was so bad that we watched a double feature.
9. Your exercise instructions are simple. Simply awful.
10. I am unable to act as evasively as I wish.
11. I am unable to act as unevasively as you wish.
12. I am surfacing (surfaced) because:
a. I must make repairs.
b. I wish to bale out water.
c. Your chances of locating me are negligible otherwise.
d. I wish to barbecue the next meal.
13. I must temporarily withdraw from the exercise because of difficulties with:
a. Technical systems which are difficult to explain.
b. Battery/motors/generator, I no go right.
c. Sonar, I no hear right.
d. Ingress of water, I no float right.
e. Fire/smoke, I no breathe right.
f. Personnel, I no lead right.
14. Please accept my apologies for failing to make the assigned rendezvous. My reason is as follows:
a. The navigator is a Newfoundlander.
b. I was doing something else at the time and didn’t think you’d miss me.
c. I erroneously assumed that you would be where you said you’d be.
d. My navigational equipment has not been updated since the Boer War.
15. If you don’t ask me to raise more masts, I won’t ask you to fly with your wheels in the water.
16. Your last attack is assessed as follows:
a. Excellent, within 500 yards.
b. Good, within 1000 yards.
c. Marginal, 1000 to 2000 yards.
d. Poor, over 2000 yards.
e. Awful, over 3000 yards.
f. Unmeasurably distant.
17. It is difficult to believe that you and I are operating in the same ocean.
18. Your message (Date-Time Group __________ ):
a. Appears to have been drafted hastily.
b. Does little to foster good relations.
c. Is a shining example of illiteracy.
d. Is not held by this unit.
e. Is held by this unit, but we wish it weren’t.
f. Requires the sort of reply I am not used to making.
g. Was a crippler.
19. When we were surface sailors we used to do silly things, too.
20. If you decide to graduate to advanced exercises, please hire a different submarine.
21. If you ask me to fire another smoke, I shall scream.
22. Submariners never cheat, and rarely lie.
23. It’s a pity that in wartime we’d be on the same side.
24. Your approach to the problem was impossible, but tactically sound.
25. Your helicopter:
a. Frightened me.
b. Didn’t frighten me.
c. I frightened your helicopter.
d. I wasn’t aware you had a helicopter airborne.
26. In re: your assistance:
a. Thank you for your valuable assistance.
b. Had assistance been rendered, I would have been thankful.
c. No, thank you, I do not require assistance.
d. Please do not render assistance; I need your help like I need a hole in the head.
27. You have been on task for several hours. You must be suffering terribly from crew fatigue.
28. We have been on task for several weeks. Next week we will probably begin to suffer from crew fatigue.
29. Tracking without attacking is the commonest form of military masochism.
30. I suppose the worsening weather will mean you’ll have to stop the war.
31. The adverse weather is affecting us greatly; the movie projector has tipped over twice.
32. If you’re so good, why aren’t in submarines?
33. Submariners do it deeper.
34. Submariners think deeper.
35. Deep down, you know it makes sense.
36. Submariners are super.
37. Submariners have bigger balls.
38. Diesel boats forever
39. Black is beautiful.
40. Breaker one nine, this here’s the Rubber Duck; I think we got us a convoy.
41. Ten Four.
42. Please be gentle; this is my first time.
43. We think the water has been sufficiently ensonified. Maybe you should try something else.
44. You have the uncanny ability to complicate a very simple exercise.
45. Intelligence is a God-given gift. Doorknobs are man-made. Mental midgets only have God’s love. Is my point clear?
46. After working with you, I now realize why some animals eat their young.
47. My CO and XO can out-drink your CO and XO.
48. When someone’s as good as me, it’s hard to be modest.
49. Happiness is 500 feet in Force 12.
50. With friends like you, who needs enemies?
51. Don’t knock a stern shot until you’ve fired one.
52. If you provide fresh water, I’ll provide:
a. Soap.
b. Towels.
c. 60 dirty bodies.
d. Whiskey.
e. All the above.
53. G.O.Y.A.
54. D.B.S.F.W.
55. B.U.F.F.S.
56. P.P.P.P.P.P.P.
57. S.M.F.
58. With sub-killers like you around, I look forward to a long life.
59. Missed me again.
60. Can I go home now?
61. We may be small, but we’re slow.
62. My bite is worse than my bark.
63. I was delayed in returning to periscope depth because:
a. A large whale was holding me down.
b. I forgot to vent my depth gauge.
c. I was waiting for the last reel to finish.
d. I had to resolve my plot.
e. I wasn’t sure I knew that you knew where I was.
f. I wanted to annoy you.
64. Many thanks for:
a. Your kind hospitality.
b. The newspapers.
c. The skin books.
d. Nothing.
65. Excuse me sir, but I think you have confused me with someone who gives a damn.
66. My reports/reply/message/letter was (will be) late for the following reason(s):
a. Writer’s cramp.
b. Typewriter unserviceable due to overheating.
c. My priority list did not coincide with yours.
d. We didn’t think you’d notice.
e. I plain forgot.
f. The XO plain forgot.
67. R.P.C. for:
a. Noon cocktails.
b. Informal exercise.
c. Post-exercise punch-up.
d. Light meal and refreshments.
e. Sarnies and sludge.
68. M.R.U. because:
a. I am otherwise operationally committed.
b. I am otherwise socially committed.
c. Your last such event was disastrous.
d. I am unable to maintain your pace.
e. I don’t want to come.
69. W.M.P.:
a. You offer so few invitations I can’t afford to pass up this one.
b. Let’s do it again.
c. For a short time.
d. For as long as you’ll have me.
e. With bells on.
70. Your social event was:
a. First class. Thank you.
b. Disastrous, as expected.
c. One which should never be repeated.
d. Most detrimental to health.
e. A crashing bore. Better luck next time.
71. Unbelievable. Will advise Mr. Ripley.
72. Event:
a. Very well done.
b. Well done.
c. Well done. Sort of.
d. Not well done.
e. Badly done.
f. Very badly done.
g. Don’t do it again.
73. Have lost the bubble. Will retrieve.
74. Bubble found.
75. What can I say?
76. Reason(s) is (are) as follows:
a. I goofed.
b. XO goofed.
c. Somebody goofed.
d. Inattention, for which some SOB will pay.
e. Temporary decline in usual high standards.
f. Another example of usual low standards.
g. I thought I could get away with it.
h. Misdirected malapropism.
i. Lapsus linguae.
77. This port is:
a. Fantastic. Better not send surface ships here.
b. Outstanding. Can we come again?
c. Reasonable.
d. Not the sort of place submariners should visit.
e. Hostile.
f. Only good for storm avoidance.
78. Wish you were here.
79. Bet you wish you were here.
80. Glad you’re not here.

——————– Diccionario Marino

Diccionario Marino Inglés-Español para el uso del Colegio Naval fue publicado en la imprenta de J. Martín Alegría en 1846

Diccionario Marino Inglés-Español para el uso del Colegio Naval fue publicado en la imprenta de J. Martín Alegría en 1846


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